Lessons learned already
Ok, so I know that I'm supposed to be the one teaching the dog. It just so happens that I'm learning a few things myself.
Lesson #1 - When taking him out at 3am, do not assume there will be no traffic and no witnesses to me all in tshirt, grumpy disney shorts, no shoes or bra, hair all amess from sleeping. There is still traffic at 3am.
Lesson #2 - The tree in the front yard doesn't work well for me to hide behind at 3am.
Lesson #3 - Dash loves to run and nip at my heels and my calves while we are walking along in a playful way. I learned that it hurts all to hell when I'm in the before mentioned grumpy disney shorts and he actually grabs onto meat!
Lesson #4 - I can't outrun this dog while wearing no bra and trying to duck behind the tree at 3am and headlights are approaching!
Lesson #5 - While crouching down behind the tree with no bra... Dash doesn't know what are calves and what aren't!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lesson #6 - I now know that at 3am, no matter how much I scream and yell and roll around the front yard... neighbors wont' come to help you if you look like a bag lady breastfeeding a dog.
So, on the first night I've learned more than the puppy! I can't WAIT for night #2!
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Too funny. It's got to get easier, right? :)
Lisa, you are tooooo funny!!
hehe thats funny. You guys don't have a fenced in back yard? I thought you did. eek! Hope its better. :)
Are you able to get on school of scrap? I'm not able to get to the site.
Here's what i get when I go to school of scrap site.
"Forbidden
You don't have permission to access / on this server.
Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Apache/1.3.31 Server at AppStuff Port 80"
I don't have your email for somereason. Am I black listed? lol
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